Friday, May 24, 2013

Amanda Bynes flees apartment after threatened with eviction for smoking pot.

Amanda Bynes has reportedly moved out of her New York City apartment after receiving a threat of eviction from her building manager. The manager claims that Bynes was a shitty tenant, a “disrespectful rule-breaker,” a “building nuisance,” a scoundrel, a scofflaw, a scallywag, a Spicoli, and a fink. But rather than change her finky ways and stop smoking mountains of sticky marijuana-pot day and night (that’s the cool terminology, right? I am 100 years old), Bynes just packed up and moved. You’re not my dad, building manager! YOU CAN’T FIRE ME, I QUIT. Apparently things came to a head at Amanda’s building residence after a number of tenants began complaining about the overwhelming smell wafting into the corridors courtesy of her chilling the good shit. In fact the complaints escalated to that of Amanda even to at times smoking the good shit in the hallways. Then again management does stress it’s a no bullshit tolerating smoking building.

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